In honor of my two favorite capitalists, here is a YouTube Video of every single one of the Ferengi "Rules of Acquisition" from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. In Order. By the way my two favorite capitalists are my Mom and Warren Buffet.
The best one might be the last - the 285th Rule of Acquisition - No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. Next time you are web conferencing a business meeting, I suggest you play this. Some of these are just plain classics.