My 5 Comments on Paranoia for the Day:
1. You're not really paranoid if everyone really IS out to get you.
2. If you see your spouse getting life insurance quotes but YOU are the insured party not the spouse, you might want to have a little discussion.
3. Do you evern wonder if your next door neighbors are really space aliens investigating Earth in disguise? (I may have watched a little too much Buckaroo Bonzai.)
4. Do you ever worry about what the government could know about you if they compiled all the things you bought on your grocery store club card? Could you get in trouble for eating too much junk food?
5. You - stop stalking me on the Internet.
